OnlyHans

A tribute to all the legendary Hanses, real and imagined.

📜 Real Hanses

Hans Zimmer
Hans Zimmer

German film score composer known for blockbusters like Inception, The Lion King, and Gladiator. A master of cinematic sound.

Hans Christian Andersen
Hans Christian Andersen

Famous Danish author of timeless fairy tales like The Little Mermaid, The Ugly Duckling, and Thumbelina.

Hans Holbein
Hans Holbein

German-Swiss painter and printmaker known for his portraits of Henry VIII and other Tudor figures.

Hans Bethe
Hans Bethe

Nobel-winning physicist who contributed to the Manhattan Project and astrophysics.

Hans Rosling
Hans Rosling

Swedish public health expert and data visionary behind Gapminder. Made global development accessible and understandable.

🎬 Fictional Hanses

Hans Gruber
Hans Gruber

The charismatic villain from Die Hard (1988), portrayed by Alan Rickman. One of cinema’s most iconic bad guys.

Prince Hans
Prince Hans

The charming yet devious prince from Disney’s Frozen. Starts as a love interest, ends as a traitor.

Hans Moleman
Hans Moleman

A beloved background character from The Simpsons, known for bad luck and tragic misfortunes. “Hans Moleman in: Man Getting Hit by Football.”

Hans (Zoolander)
Hans (Zoolander)

Played by Owen Wilson in Zoolander, Hansel is a laid-back model who goes from rival to friend of Derek Zoolander.

Hans (SNL)
Hans (SNL – Hans and Franz)

From the iconic SNL sketch “Hans and Franz,” parodying Arnold Schwarzenegger with lines like “We want to pump... YOU up!”